Rewritten Birth Story

Three months have gone by and I've decided to rewrite my birth story. I don't want to look at the original, I just want to write about how I remember it now, three months after the birth. I remember a lot more. Also, the pain is not as fresh in my mind as it was the day afterward. I now remember a lot more of what was going on around me, what David was doing, etc.

This is my new birth story - not the only one, just the three-months-later-and-now-I'm-in-my-right-mind-and-have-seen-the-birth-video-twenty-times birth story. I've also included some things that seem really hilarious now, but were not funny at the time ;)

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