Toddlers are exhausting.

Oi, could someone please change my baby back into a newborn for just a week. Toddlers are so much work! I miss having a little tiny baby who just lays there. I used to just lay on the couch with her on my chest and eat and watch movies. Ah, those were the best times. Little babies are so simple and have so few demands. They just want to eat and pee. Eat and pee. Sleep, eat, poo, then more pee. *sigh*

Now it's "Mama, play with me, Mama, fix this, Mama, make me cereal, Mama, do it like this, Mama, want to watch ballet video, Mama, play with me, Mama, want to go outside, Mama, want want want DO DO DO!"

Can I has vacation now, please?